As I’m sure you’ve heard, if you read a newspaper or any blogs in Texas, our local Republican Party has fallen apart like a three dollar suitcase in a gorilla cage.

Honey, Republican men are dropping like flies. But, this one takes the cake!

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Minority House Republicans, already reeling from a sex scandal that prompted one member to quit, have severely disciplined a Vancouver lawmaker for inappropriate remarks to a female staffer.

No, no, wait. Don't quit reading. Seriously, read on. It gets better.

    As you’ve probably heard, the local Republicans in CD22 have become part volcano, part tornado, and all earthquake in their quest to win back CD 22 from the good guys.
    They've already got more candidates than you can shake a stick at, so they're using the sticks to hit each other. Getting to be a spectator at a Republican fight is entertainment of the quality that would make Hollywood jealous. So, I'm pretty positive that you're gonna hear a lot about it right here on this blog.

Fire ants are a Texas varmint that we can't abide. But there's something worse than fire ants ---