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I Demand Satisfaction! (Instead, I get lunacy.)

The Fort Bend County Republican party is seriously embarrassing itself these days, but apparently the closet where they hide their shame is full of… well, you know. They just keep the press releases rolling.

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

SNL: Romney ad becomes parody of itself

By adding a simple laugh track, Saturday Night Live has turned Mitt Romney's campaign ad into a parody of itself.

News Headline: "Airport restroom remodeled to deter sexual congress"

News Headline:"Airport restroom remodeled to deter sexual congress"

Someone was having fun with words...

Let's give Capitol Hill due respect as it pursues its congressional affairs.

No. Wait. Try...

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